No Luck with Hinge™ | Alvin 🤷‍♂️

Hi! I'm Alvin. And...

Dignity has reached rock bottom so this is my ultimate attempt at truly online dating.

Swipe at your own risk

When you ask strangers to take your photo while traveling and it's not blurry

3 decades old

Man

Straight, open to bros for friends

5'10"

East & Southeast Asian

Traveling

Eating

Gaming

Photography

Guess how much my big way hot pot bowl costs, and I'll treat you to dinner

I don't actually hike. I drove up here, splashed water on myself and smiled for the photo

From a scale of 1 (normal, sane) to 10 (likely to get canceled), what is your level of unhinged humor?

Normal Unhinged

Since the first two images didn't convince you, here's a photo of my adorable dog and feet

I knew you had good taste! Send me a text and let's see where this goes...

What's your name? 📝

How can I reach you? 📱

What's your idea of a perfect first date? 🎯

When are you free? ⏰

Want to say something? 💌

Share my profile with a friend who might just be desperate enough to give me a chance...